Everyone is getting married without me…

imageEveryone, literally everyone is getting hitched. Seriously?

Get this. While I am running behind my next month’s paycheck, somebody with whom I had studied/partied/danced/ blah blah at one point of time is getting ready to pop out babies.

Now, I (along with my girlfriends)am judging them when they upload their marriage pictures on Facebook. There, I said it. Conversations happen like this:

Scene 1: One friend of yours, who has every one of your batchmate as her friend on “Facebook” takes a screenshot of the newly married couple and uploads that screenshot on Whats app. Almost everyone has seen the pic before, but still is invited to comment their “real thoughts”. Apparently, FBs Like button is not enough.

Friend 1: ‘Too much makeup’

Friend 2 typing….:’She has lost so much of weight😱’

Friend 3: ‘They had invited [some celebrity name] to their marriage’

Friend 1 in response to Friend 3: ‘Bohot paise waale ghar mein shaadi hui hai iski'[She has married rich]

Friend 2 in response to Friend 1:’Arre yeh khud hi paise waali thi'[She was rich herself]

Me thinking: ‘Arre yeh college main kaisi dikhti thi, pehchann mein nahi aa rahi'[I can’t even recognise her. How did she looked like in college?]

Scenario 2: One friend(aka batchmate) of yours uploads a picture on Facebook with a baby. Your other friend, takes a screenshot and then uploads that on Whatsapp.

Silence…

Friend 1: When did she get married?

Friend 2: Its not hers damn it… Its her nephew!

Silence

Scenario 3: Some really nerdy friend of yours, whom you never ever thought will get married so soon, marries soon. You end up thinking, she barely lifted her nose from the book, she was dating the syllabus, and now she has married a guy before you did.

Me:’I heard [Nerd girl name] got married…’

Friend 1(the most active on FB): ‘She got married ages ago. Old news 😂’

Well in the end I am thinking, what the hell am I doing with my life?

Fin.

 

 

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